Act without Expectation

I keep myself amused, and others confused
Benedict Cumberbatch




A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via majestically-awkward-potato)


How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

(via aries-lover)